the gift

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 12-Nov-2007 14:57:40

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really angry.
She told him, "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!!!
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

Post 2 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 12-Nov-2007 15:03:19

Oh boy Becky!!!

Post 3 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Monday, 12-Nov-2007 17:34:39

Lol

Post 4 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Monday, 12-Nov-2007 19:09:17

lmao. Points for cleverness, and bravery. lol

Post 5 by jaguar (Addicted to the Zone) on Monday, 12-Nov-2007 21:43:07

Lol.

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2007 5:21:47

Hate to admit it, but lol, hahaha ha! Funny.

Bob